I was unaware that there was an equivalent to “The 909” in Skyrim, but COPS: Skyrim are here to remind you to stay off that Skooma stuff. Put the pipe down. Don’t mix moon sugar and nightshade. And whatever you do, don’t use this handy list of Skooma sales locations to get some, because it’s bad news, kids.

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