So…uh…furries are for realsies, as it turns out. They’re also gay for French men and use carbonated fruit juice for aftershave. I am not being funny. These are all legitimate—if not somewhat terrifying—facts, as demonstrated irreparably by the above video.
I want so badly to joke about this but I’m finding it very difficult to uncurl myself from the fetal position in order to make with the witticisms.
So warm… So safe…
I am a Zen little pillbug, floating in a happy place where there is no third and infinitely more disturbing connotation for ‘cougar’.
I am disturbed.
Is anyone else questioning why the cougar… thing was shaving it’s face to begin with? I mean, he’s naturally covered in fur, so why shave off a part and look like a douche cougar? Never mind that he didn’t even shave off any fur, he just like shaved off shaving cream, so what was the point of using the juice as the aftershave?
I totally agree with PepeLeFrench, and I’m french too :p.
Orangina, which is a soda, just try to make an ad as if it was another produtct: in the other ads it is a deodorant, a shampoo or a detergent.
And I never see it on my TV before…
I find this kind of humor very close to the English nonsense, and I like it.
It’s an ad about a bottle of soda that’s sold as an aftershave for gay animals. The whole advertising campaign is about selling the product as if it was another kind of product.
That’s funny, absurd, but only disturbing if you want to imply that french people are weird.
Well we are wierd but you don’t need to tell us because we already know.
Sincirely yours,
An obnoxious french person with a cigarette and a striped shirt.
Great googly-moogly, what a caterwauling is here?! I’ve done gone and stirred up a fracas.
To clarify, the intent wasn’t to disparage anyone’s lifestyle. So long as you’re not willfully harming others, do what makes you happy. I just thought this was a truly bizarre assemblage of elements to use for hawking sodee-pop.
No anthropomorphic CG Cat-people were harmed in the making of this post.
Haha, these commercials are awesome. Not sure how one finds them disturbing exactly… must be that close-minded thing I always hear about. Should get that checked, I hear it leads to racism and other forms of reasonless hatred. Oh well, to each their own, even if it is something as negative as close-mindedness (unless it was all mock/sarcastic revulsion that Shannon was using up there… hard to tell via text, some of the time).
But seriously… in the world of today… being made uncomfortable by something this small? It is truly fucking disappointing to hear people are actually that, once again, close-minded.
Also, thanks for this post… couldn’t remember what the stuff was called, been wanting to show these to some friends.
This is gay bestiality. I never thought the day would come where I would have to worry about Adam Lambert coming and fucking my dog
My reaction: “Hmm… Big cat shaving. This isn’t so b– ZOMG!!1!”
[GAY] to all hav a fagget christmas you jolly ass holes.
Please drop dead so the damn rating can go up…
P.S. Blow me ha!!!
Furry has been “the new gay” for YEARS now. Which internet have -you- folks been on?
Glad to see Matt Mira is still getting work!
Wow, plenty of furry hate going on here. I shouldn’t even mention their dance number commercial at this rate. Luckily I don’t have much to worry about as long as actual guns aren’t readily available with USB mouse connectivity.
Okay, that is creepy but the shirtless French guy is HOT!
so, when did calvin and hobbes start selling orangina?
QTF is right! Don’t watch the related Orangina videos on youtube. Talk about things you can’t un-see! Even Dr. Moreau would be unsettled.
This makes me think, what if creepy furry cougars took over the world? Soon after this thought I became demented, with several other types of mental illness. To find me look in a maximum security prison/insane asylum. But seriously this is one of THE single creepiest things I have ever seen anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow that orange drink is totally gonna get that cougar laid. Everyone knows orange drink is a magnet for shirtless French guys.
Ouu! If you think that’s bad, watch “Passion in the Desert”. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125980/
It’s the story of a man and a leopard alone in the desert. I won’t give away the ending.
Well I’m sold.
WOW this is creepy. Seriously this is disturbing. Almost as disturbing as my Trainer for my new job bringing up nasty Korean food durring training class. That’s some gross [incert explative here].
Holy Crap! I’m on the toilet right now and that last shot made me catapult the remaining.
Well now! I feel all dirty about the cougar attacks in Red Dead redemption now.
Yeah, these ads have been all over the place for the past year, in various forms. The good thing is that they removed the more sexual components from them now. The old ones were incredibly disturbing.
Yep gotta love the French and their weird Sex Fetishes.
This one is good too BTW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlGnYU9swjw&feature=related
FYI to Chris, or whoever maintains the HTML/CSS. You should add overflow: hidden; to #content.. just in case someone posts a video/pic larger than your column width (like in this post).
*gag*
This is not the way to start your day
That’s…disturbing…
Is this gonna be the new gay? No marriage for ga…errr…people who like to wear fur suits!
I used to drink this stuff at the pizza place in the mall food court when I was a little kid. Seriously?