I know Iâve said before that given a choice of superpowers, Iâd take teleportation. I stand by that choice, but thatâs not to say I wouldnât love to have telekinesis too. You could move objects with your mind at high speeds, you could levitate yourself and hang in the airâ¦in short, you could be the greatest pro athlete ever. In pretty much any sport. The only sport I can think of where it wouldnât help would be swimming. Your records are safe, Michael Phelpsâ¦for now.
Of course, I donât have superpowers. And if I did, do you think Iâd just go around telling people about them on blogs?
Okay, I probably would. Moving onâ¦
This is the MindFlex from Mattel. Itâs the precursor to the Star Wars Force Trainer that I mentioned in a previous post, and honestly I think this one is even cooler in concept (you can still pretend youâre a Jedi, itâs okay). The fan on the toy is controlled by your brain through sensors that measure your level of concentration. Once you have the ball in the air, you carefully turn the knob to move the ball horizontally through the customizable âobstacle courseâ.
Itâs a neat toy, but it lacks a certainâ¦je ne sais quoi. And by âje ne sais quoiâ, I mean electrical shock.
The techies/evil jerks over at Harcos Labs modified the MindFlex a few months ago in order to up the ante. The result is a device that gives increasing levels of electric shock the more you concentrate.
Boy, it wouldâve been great if they had put that thing on unsuspecting users and then videotaped it. OH WAIT THEY DID.
That’s way more clever than I was expetcgin. Thanks!
“A how-to? ALICE THERE’S A HOW-TO! Let’s do it, Alice!”
Or we could, you know, not.
OMG, those people getting electrocuted were so funny! I don’t think I’d even try building something like that. I’d screw it up, most likely. Plus, I’m not good with pain. LOL! Thanks for sharing this, Andy!