In this corner, the 16th President of the United States, the man who emancipated the slaves and, in the fictional world, fought vampires. In the other corner, a large pitcher of sugary fluid who bursts through walls for no apparent reason. Yes, it’s a fierce matchup on the Nerdist Channel’s Tournament of Nerds, debating who would win in a fight, Abraham Lincoln or the Kool-Aid Man (technically, he’s not a man, is he? He’s a large pitcher filled with Kool-Aid, which raises questions about anatomy that I’d rather not address here. Or ever). It’s the last matchup of Round 1, so watch closely and make your pick. Will it be one of the greatest Presidents in history or will it be one of the creepiest corporate mascots in history? You make the call.

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