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Nerdist News: Shocking Star Wars Details, Astonishing Next-Gen Gaming Update, and the Apple MetaPhone!

Hey hey and happy Tuesday, friends! The internet is a fictional news minefield today, so lucky for you our episode of Nerdist News is 100% genuine*!

We’ve got details on a potential time-traveling Star Wars Episode VII plot-line that’ll shake you to your core, a shocking new console announcement from all three of gaming’s industry leaders, and the debut of the latest iteration of the iPhone! PLUS an exclusive Marvel Cinematic Universe update from Captain America: The Winter Soldier writers Stephen McFeely and Christopher Markus!

Enjoy today’s special episode, catch up with us for some real news tomorrow, and let us know in the comments below who you think would win in a Captain America-Batman-Superman battle royale!

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