It’s a good thing Jessica Chobot has so much experience dealing with the supernatural (check out her excellent podcast Bizarre States for proof) because today’s show is downright spooky. With 2014 come and gone, we’re faced with the prospect of 363 more days in which literally anything could happen. We may know release dates for some of our most anticipated movies (sup, December 18, 2015?), but we don’t know what will happen between now and then. Fortunately, we had an ace up our sleeve, one that hasn’t been seen ’round Nerdist News since right before Comic-Con.

Why spend your days living in fear of the unknown? There’s a better way and it’s spelled T-R-O-N-G-O.  That’s right — we had to sacrifice most of our cattle and a few interns to summon him, but thankfully we were able to channel the netherworld Nostradamus himself, Trongo the Haunted Seer, in order to show us exactly what will happen in 2015.

What are your predictions for 2015? Let us know in the comments below.

Want to relive the best of 2014? Check out our recent shows rounding up the very best stuff in 2014: