It’s safe to say that we’ve all had to order pizza over the phone at some point in our lives. When we do, we get the list ready and hope to the pizza gods that we can convey everything we need in a timely manner and worry we’ll either miss something or be rushed off the phone by the pizza place. Rapper Mac Lethal wasn’t going to let that happen, and made sure to get his entire order across as quickly as possible in what can only be considered as the greatest pizza order of all time.
For the uninitiated, Mac Lethal is an accomplished musician from Kansas City, Missouri who has made a name for himself with his ability to rap at amazingly fast pace. In recent years, he’s been most recognizable from his YouTube channel chock full of interesting raps where he gives himself a particular challenge. He’s rapped for 90 seconds on one breath, rapped alphabetically, and even did his best trying to rap after eating a Carolina Reaper pepper.
His delivery order is roughly two minutes of pure pizza perfection that you’ll likely have to listen to a couple of times to really grasp everything he says. His rhymes range from real pizza items to needing a “Game of Thrones pizza covered in fried dragon meat.” With a grand total of $423,019.97, it seems the market price for dragon meat must have been pretty reasonable that day.
Oddly enough, what we love most about the video isn’t even the rap itself, but the pizza place employee doing his best to interject a few times. We know how tough food service jobs can be, and give the guy on the phone so much credit for trying to do his job during the call. And we can’t help but smile ear to ear knowing that employee finally has this video to show people who didn’t believe him about his weird rap-filled day at work.
What’s your favorite Mac Lethal song/YouTube video? Let’s discuss in the comments below!
Image: Mac Lethal
