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Who better to teach the finer points of, well, everything than everybody’s favorite action hero Black Dynamite? Nobody, which is why it’s especially, um, special that the Nerdist Channel has unearthed archival footage from Japan, short videos called Black Dynamite Teaches a Hard Way, in which B.D. offers instruction on things like what to do in an earthquake, the value of teamwork, and respect for the blind during cat rescue, all in fierce Japanese and with the aid of some very familiar wrestling stars.

Ten shorts have been recovered, and we have the first two for you today, featuring Rowdy Roddy Piper, John Hennigan, and Roy “Country” Nelson. Subscribe to the Nerdist Channel so you don’t miss a single lesson. It would be impolite.