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Kiss Your Productivity Goodbye, RAPPY BIRD Has Arrived

Damn, damn, damnit! Sega decided their April Fools joke would be to impede on everyone’s productivity by releasing an overly addictive desktop version of Flappy Bird, and man did they ever succeed.

I present to you, Rappy Bird– the slippery slope that is sure to exploit any gap that may exist in your attention span, inspired by the little killable creatures from Phantasy Star Online. Not only is the game highly addictive, but you can also play it in 3D, which may or may not

Right now I’m trying to conquer my high score of 18 and shooting to get to at least 30 sometime before the day ends. Click here to play the game and be sure to leave your high score (if you’re able to break away from the game) in the comments below.

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Comments

  1. rockiavelli says:

    Who needs line editors when you’ve got online grammar hounds.

    • Malik Forté says:

      I just wanted to waste people’s energy as an April Fools joke… hee.. hee… well… sort of

  2. Shea says:

    13! Woot!

  3. theplaidman says:

    The fans already did a better version of this:

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/635264

  4. bits, snarky says:

    Ugh…18. Done with it…

  5. bits, snarky says:

    Never played Flappy Bird.

    Got a 9 on this…Didn’t know I couldn’t touch the sky.

  6. Sean says:

    Um, might want to get an editor guys.

    Also, this game lived for about 27 seconds on my desktop. No thanks.

  7. Brian says:

    I suck but can’t pull myself away. Highest is 12. Not very exemplary.

  8. John-John says:

    Sega decided they are April Fools joke?

  9. rhinobaby says:

    “Sega decided THEY’RE April Fools joke…”