Today, the Nerdist Channel presents the debut of Henson Alternative’s Ketchup with the Hot Dogs, in which wieners re-enact the last season of your favorite TV series. Today’s recap: True Blood. Save time, save money, just watch frankfurters catch you up (huh huh) on everything. Nice dental work, too.

Subscribe to the Nerdist Channel now and you’ll have no need to ketchup. It’s a must… ard. You’ll relish the… okay, enough already.