In case you missed it, here’s Jimmy Kimmel Live‘s post-Oscar Movie: The Movie: 2V trailer, the all-star sequel to last year’s Movie: The Movie. Sexy vampires, mummies, zombies, and leprechauns! A planet ravaged by lust! Eye patches! Gerard Butler with a baby! Bryan Cranston playing the piano with his forehead! John Krasinski as The Shrimp! President Oprah! Wolf Blitzer’s Sexpocalypse! A CGI gopher with the voice of a black person, obviously written by a white person! Zombies attacking Bruno Mars! Salma Hayek in the dual role made for an Oscar! Matt Damon “eating a sandwich” in a motion capture suit! A giant Channing Tatum! And Jenga! It has everything!

The cast: Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Gerard Butler, Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Oprah Winfrey, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Guillermo Rodriguez, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum, Samuel L. Jackson, Wolf Blitzer, and Matt Damon.

But sequels… they’re never as good as the original.

HT: Charlene Jimenez