“Convinced that Seth Rogen is really just Dustin Diamond with 150 extra pounds on him.”

That kind of idiotic insight can only mean one thing–it’s time for another edition of celebrities reading mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live. To help get ready for the Oscars this weekend, Hollywood’s yearly “pat-on-the-back” celebration it throws for itself, Jimmy Kimmel brought us a special movie edition.

As usual, the internet is a dark, infinite abyss of vulgar, twisted folks who have no reservations about saying awful things about people that are complete strangers to them, so I won’t be highlighting some of the more crass ones. (Though in fairness, the Clooney one did make me laugh out loud.)

Let me start by saying I just flat out don’t agree that “Jessica Chastain looks like Julia Roberts ghost.” Also, I see nothing wrong with Eddie Redmayne‘s nose, but I kind of do see the whole “completely dehydrated” thing now that it’s been pointed out. Oh, and did anyone else start immediately thinking of a potential Zach Galifianakis/Dakota Fanning vehicle?

In regards to Emily Blunt: 1) did Triumph write that? and 2) who says something negative about Emily Blunt! You monster, show yourself. …Unless you meant it as a compliment, in which case please remain completely anonymous forever and let us never again discuss this.

(No, we can’t rationally discuss how angry we get when someone says anything negative about Oscar Isaac. As far as we’re concerned it never happened. IT NEVER HAPPENED!)

This is one of the better Mean Tweets segments, from Susan Sarandon and Taraji P. Henson‘s on point retorts, to Richard Dreyfuss‘s unfortunate mix-up, to Sean Penn seeming like he has way too much experience with this sort of thing.

Remember people, even if you think a celebrity has a butt for a face, they’re still just people. Maybe keep it to yourself.

Which one of these mean tweets was your favorite? Tell us below.

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HT: themarysue.com
Image: ABC