And sometimes, you’re tired and it’s hot out and you just want a stupid laugh. That’s me right now, so here, from Jeff Wysaski at pleated-jeans.com, is a compendium of “Halloween Costume Ideas for Inanimate Objects,” in which we find a bed playing “Mattress McConaughey” or “Bed O’Neill,” a House costumed as (Dr. Gregory) House, Teddy Bear Grylls, Count Clockula… you get the idea. All groaners. I shouldn’t have laughed, but it’s been a difficult day….

HT: Neatorama