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Honk If Yer ‘Merican!!

Aside from that bald eagle eating a hamburger whilst perched atop a Nascar at that Kid Rock concert I went to last year, this is perhaps the most patriotic thing I’ve ever seen. I love this country so freakin’ hard. So freakin’ hard.

Happy 4th everybody! Have fun and stay safe.

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Comments

  1. Sunshine says:

    @Jim The whole time I was thinking too bad the vuvuzela button isn’t on YouTube anymore.

  2. Jim says:

    This is worse than 1,000 vuvuzelas…

  3. Patti says:

    Aww, I didn’t mean to make it sound like I was yelling. DaniDannyDanielle. Forgive me? As for Barny Boo, I think sometimes folks get confused when a contributor posts on the Nerdist site.

  4. Hey! How come I get yelled at when that guy there confused poor Shannon for Chris! ::points at that guy::

  5. Lisha says:

    @Amy, if it does, than I’m one, too. Sometimes it sounded almost familiar, but most of the time….

    Still pretty badass however you look at it. I just wonder what inspires such a thing.

    @Barney Boo, I just assumed it was a dude dressed like an eagle. lol

  6. Amy says:

    Does it make me a godless commie if I couldn’t tell what song that was?

  7. Barny Boo says:

    I didn’t even think about this the first time I posted, but how did an eagle manage to eat a hamburger? Talons do not seem suited for eating meat of any variety besides “freshly dead and still animal-shaped.” Nor are they suited to perching on flat surfaces such as the top of a Nascar. I CALL YOUR RED WHITE AND BLUE BLUFF, CHRIS HARDWICK AND/OR KID ROCK!

  8. Burningtables says:

    “A Nascar”…..Classic

  9. Gotta love a quarter-tone version of that song.

  10. John says:

    America, WOOHOO! Let’s beat Ghana! Oh, wait… Well there’s always 2014! America, WOOHOO!

  11. Trace says:

    Suspend this from a zeppelin, hang some Truck Nutz on the back, and you’ve officially bridged the worlds of steampunk and redneck.

  12. Patti says:

    LOL! That was great!! God Bless America, indeed!

    err, DaniDannyDanielle, put your glasses on, or get with the Nerdist slang. 😛

  13. Trace says:

    God Bless America, today she was born
    Stand beside her, and guide her
    On your big friggin’ rig full of horns

    …Everybody!

  14. Aaron A. S. says:

    Can’t have fun and be safe on the 4th. Someone has to blow off a thumb with fireworks and we spend most of the day in the hospital missin’ all that picnicin’.

  15. Honk If Yer Mexican???

  16. Angus Vohaul says:

    You’ve gotta love redneck ingenuity. Well, you don’t HAVE to, but why the hell not. This is totally patriotic. Happy Independance Day everyone!

  17. Saltpork says:

    Makes my heart swell and my ears bleed!

  18. HAPPY 4th OF JULY MAN!!! Been Lovin’ and laughin’ with the WEBSOUP! I also love it when you guest host on AOTS…(Kevin is still #1) but you make the show funny and entertaining with Alison or whoever….have a fun 4th!

  19. Barny Boo says:

    Just when I thought getting my horn to honk like the General Lee’s was enough. Happy Birthday, ‘Merica!

    Er, I mean, boooonk, honk hrrkn, ink ink, blaaat, honk.