Sometimes, if you ask nicely, you can get exactly what you want. Even if what you want is a peek behind a wall of incredible secrecy. And let’s be honest, here—of all the shows in all of time and space, there is perhaps no other held under such secrecy as the one premiering its sixth season on April 24. But, again, a little bit of niceness goes a long way, and that’s exactly the trick we used to get these 100% totally real, not-at-all fake* spoilers from the cast of Game of Thrones. And if you know anything about the highly secretive, protected series, this is no small feat! (I mean, they aren’t even sending out screeners this year!)

Not to pat ourselves on the back, but with a season as under-wraps as this sixth iteration of the HBO adaptation of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novel series, we basically accomplished the impossible. So, do you want to know where Gendry ends up? Who dies? How Hodor fares without Bran on his back? Where in the world Gilly winds up so that she befriends a dragon? At what time the Bolton boys make it to the Iron Throne? Why Daenerys trades in her dragons for a Mac Book? Whether or not there’s singing involved? And how Zika virus plays into all of this?

OBVIOUSLY. Well, my friends, watch on and remember: the night is dark and full of real fake spoilers.

Which reminds us, want to hear about our latest Jon Snow theory? Check out our recent Nerdist News on the matter:

What do you think of all these crazy spoilers? Let us know your thoughts and theories below and check out even more footage from the red carpet premiere of Game of Thrones right here!

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Alicia Lutes is the Managing Editor and Chief Khaleesi Officer of House Nerdist. Find her on Twitter—when she’s not recapping Thrones—(@alicialutes).