The third installment of the Nerdist Channel’s Cops: Skyrim includes a suicide attempt that the guards handle in an unusual manner, a stop for some supplies that include something for a little scrotal discomfort, an immigration check unlike anything you’d see at San Ysidro, a homicide investigation that redefines “perfunctory,” and every cop’s least favorite call, a domestic disturbance, handled with something that real-world cops don’t have at their disposal. That’s… cold.

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