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EXCLUSIVE: Strange Kids Club Unveils TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE-Inspired Clothing Line

The heroes in a half shell may have to wear oversized trench coats and fedoras in order to stay undercover in polite society, but fortunately you can wear your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pride on your sleeve. Or, more accurately, your chest. Straight out of Dimension X, the fashionable oddballs over at Strange Kids Club have put together the Turtle Kong collection, a limited edition apparel line based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with t-shirts, collectible stickers, a very special pizza box and more.


With only 125 sets available for purchase, this Turtle Kong box set combines everything you love about skateboarding, pizza-chomping, mutant, teenaged turtle heroes with everything you love about skyscrape-scaling apes. The box set, contained in that screen-printed pizza box, has a set of 6 of the collectible 4″ Circle Jerks stickers, a limited edition t-shirt designed by James Callahan, and a 4 oz. tub of green mystery ooze (or “gooze” as they’re calling it). You can cop it all for $60, which translates to roughly four pizzas.

If you don’t want to go all in on the box set, you can snag a t-shirt (limited to 250) for $24 and two separate 3-packs of the collectible Circle Jerks stickers, which are based on mutated sewer animals, for $7 apiece.

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Would you guys rock this t-shirt? What the hell is “gooze”? Let us know in the comments below.

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  1. Figment says:

    Shirt: I understand the “off center” thing but it doesnt play well in this design. Stickers: awesome

    • Rondal says:

      Appreciate the feedback, Figment! To be honest, we went back and forth with the positioning of the design before settling on the “off center” look. In the end, we decided to just give it a shot.
      The stickers are one of my favorite parts of the release too – especially Ace Yuck!

  2. Tickles says:

    I’m gonna wear this so hard.

  3. SquishyP says:

    I’m confused. Are the turtles supposed to be on top of each other, or is “Turtle Kong” an eight legged, 4 headed hyrda/turtle mostrosity? 
    Also, in the interest of science, if it’s B, does it have 4 turtle wangs, or just one big one? For science…

    • Rondal says:

      Definitely a four-headed turtle/hydra monstrosity (we’ll call it “weird science”). Ad for the wangs… let’s just say they’re careful not to “cross the streams.” 😉

  4. Amda says:

    They look like wrinkled penis’s with eye masks. I would not wear this shirt.