Imagining how characters from different movies would interact with each other, or co-exist in the same world, has always been a fun exercise in fantasy casting. But it turns out if that very scenario were possible it would look a whole lot more like a nightmare than a fantasy.

At least it does in one version of that world–a world we can not touch nor reach, where all the movie characters come together in a single location–because that place is a bizarre, surreal, and dangerous hellscape. So it is only fitting that place is known as Hell’s Club, and even imaginary people need to go to the bathroom.

In this expertly crafted, mega-mash-up video from Antonion Maria Da Silva of AMDS Films, that we first came across at Sploid, characters as diverse as Sylvester Stallone’s Judge Dredd, Jack Nicholson’s Jack Torrance from The Shining, Laurence Fishburne’s Morpheus from The Matrix, all find themselves using the bathroom at Hell’s Club. Or at least trying to use it when they aren’t fighting each other, or battling monsters, or simply struggling with regular old bathroom issues.

Turns out that not only is the Hell’s Club restroom a unisex bathroom, it is also uni-species. I’ve seen Jurassic Park enough to know I would prefer to avoid any T-Rex when I’m using the facilities, so maybe if you go to Hell’s Club just hold it in.

The editing job here is really impeccable, with disparate scenes and bathroom locations interwoven seamlessly. If you didn’t know any better you would think most Hollywood bathroom scenes were filmed on one of two sets.

This is actually a follow-up to the original character meet-up videos inside Hell’s Club. Honestly, as much as you would like to meet some of these movie characters, I’d just avoid it.

Yeah, instead of going to Hell’s Club we’ll just stay home and watch a movie, where the characters belong and don’t frighten us so much.

What other bathroom scene from a movie could have been included here? Tell us in the comments below.

Image: AMDS Films