Deadpool has a tempting offer for fans of his attending Brazil Comic Con this weekend: his body on yours, forever. For anyone in attendance who loves the Merc with a Mouth so much that they want him up against their “bare naked skin” at all times, he’s sending tattoo artists to give them some free Deadpool ink.

In the video shared by Ryan Reynolds announcing the free promotion, Deadpool says he spent 20 minutes trying to learn everything he could about Brazil and its language. And he not only nails it, he really gets the accent down, sounding exactly like a Brazilian woman fluent in Portuguese.

Deadpool making a joke about Ryan Lochte? I guess 2017 isn’t all bad.

There will be four tattoos available: a Deadpool heart (our favorite), a Brazilian flag with Deadpool’s face, a pair of praying hands in handcuffs, a heart with two katana swords in the back, and a banner with “Your Mom” draped across the front. You can get that one in either English or Portuguese.

If you’re lucky enough to be at CCXP17 this year and want to get one, you will want to hurry to the official site and secure a spot for one of the limited spaces available. (And even though this is an offer for a free tattoo from Deadpool himself, we trust the studio will send trained artists who will use sterile equipment.)

Which one of the tattoos would you want to get? Add some virtual ink to our comments below with your favorite.

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