Holy bankruptcy, Batman! DC Collectibles’ new reveals just hit, and they are going to make all of us a lot poorer in the pocket, but richer in awesomeness.

First off, DC Collectibles are finally going to do six-inch figures based on DC movies, beginning with Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad. They call them the first-ever DC movie figures… but that’s if you don’t count Watchmen.

Badassery of all kinds, from acid-washed to Amazonian.

Raaargh!

For TV fans, how about this Arrow and Flash two-pack? Nothing from Legends of Tomorrow yet, but you’d have to guess it’ll be next.

With the success of the fully articulated Batman Animated figures last year, it was only natural that there’d be an expansion, but HOLY CRAP! ANIMATED DARK KNIGHT RETURNS FIGURES! (Objective…journalism…slipping away…MUSTHAVETOYS!)

Nothing more to see here…oh wait, just a SCALE BATWING.

And that’s not even the half of it…

Comics more your speed? There are plenty of toys for that, too, like this nifty Batgirl/Batcycle package:

Bunny-eared Robo-Batman!

How about some finny, funny, and oh-so-delish accessory packs for your figures?

Or maybe you prefer to…sleep with the fishes?

We could go on. But click the video above and you’ll see everything. You’ll want to hit pause quite a few times to add items to your shopping list, too.

Here’s the full list of what’s coming, from the press release:

NEW LINE – DC Films Premium 6’’ Action Figures:

•  Man of Steel: Zod, Faora, Jor-El
•   Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Armored Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor

NEW LINE – Designer Series Amanda Conner Harley Quinn 6’’ Action Figures:

• Retro Rocket Harley
• Super Hero Harley
• Classic Harley
• Holiday Harley

 

Batman: The Animated Series:

• New Batman: The Animated Series Action Figures: Harvey Bullock, Talia Al Ghul, Clayface, Ventriloquist & Scarface, Christmas with The Joker
•  New The New Batman Adventures Action Figures: Anti-Fire Suit Batman, Firefly, Harley Quinn, The Joker
• Action Figure Packs: Girls Night Out 5-Pack; Batman Beyond 3-Pack; The New Batman Adventures 3-Pack
• Batwing (large enough to seat companion action figures in vehicle)

 

DC Comics Icons 6’’Action Figures:

•  Accessory Packs 1 &2
•  New Action Figures: Cyborg, Deathstroke, Swamp Thing, Wonder Woman, Batgirl Deluxe figure
•  New Action Figure Packs: Darkseid and Grail 2-Pack, Justice League 7-pack

DC Comics BlueLine Action Figure

• Jim Lee Superman (includes intricately designed packaging and Jim Lee sketch)

 

DC Comics Bombshells:

• Raven
• Bumblebee

Medium Size Statues

•  Harley Quinn Red, White and Black by Amanda Conner
• DC Comics Designer Series Harley Quinn by Bruce Timm

Designer Series Action Figures:

•  Greg Capullo: Aquaman, Green Lantern, Superman, Jim Gordon as Batman
• Darwyn Cooke: The Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern John Stewart, Catwoman
•  Action Figure Pack – GCPD Batman 2-Pack

 

Batman: Black & White Statues:

• Batman – Rafael Albuquerque
• The Joker – Frank Miler
• Robin – Frank Quitely

DC Super-Pets Plush

• Joker Fish
• Osito

 

Large Scale Statue:

•  DC Comics Icons Wonder Woman

Action Figure Packs:

• Wonder Woman Action Figure 3-Pack
• Arrow and The Flash TV Series Green Arrow and The Flash 2-Pack
• Batman: Arkham Knight: Batgirl & Oracle 2-Pack

So how broke are you going to be once all this comes out? Can you manage to contain yourself to just a few? We shall “D-see” you down in comments, where you can tell us your faves.

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