There’s probably already a heated–and completely weird–debate raging on in the comments section as to how this fight would even happen let alone who would actually win. If there isn’t then I’m disappointed in you, the Internet. This is the stuff that pointless online debates were made for and we now get to watch a (as close to) real life battle between the most feared Sith leader this side of Dagobah and the best damn soldier Star Command has ever seen.
The absurdly awesome video above, created by YouTube’s Nukazooka, gives us a glimpse of what would happen should Buzz Lightyear ever crash land in the vicinity of Darth Vader. The results are, well, predictable when you think about the skills of a plastic toy pitted against those of an incredibly powerful cyborg space wizard. The two have at each other for a bit trading substantial blows to one another that result in few nods to Buzz being a toy and what would happen if Vader’s control panel was messed with. Ultimately, Vader prevails because OF COURSE HE WOULD and sends Buzz on an interplanetary journey via his own suit.
What concerns us is the world Nukazooka created. We’ve worried before about their Super Mario hellscape and Minecraft IRL but this one’s a bit different. If we’re to assume that Vader and Buzz are roughly the same height before sending him off to another world. Does that mean that when Woody finds Buzz and identifies his “Andy” brand that the planet he landed on was the same one from the Pixar film? Does this further connect the intertwined Pixar world theories with a galaxy far far away? Furthermore, does that mean that everyone in the Star Wars universe is small in comparison to Andy and his planet and that they tower over everyone? OH SHIT! We just figured out who Supreme Leader Snoke is!
Name another person in that universe that’s more suited to run an evil army than Sid!
Do you think Buzz should have won? Let’s discuss in the comments below!
Images: Nukazooka/Disney Pixar
