“Ah, now I am president. But I used to hunt–bad guys. And with an axe mightier than this pen.”

I mean, it’s not easy to save the nation from splintering into two, but how many people can defeat an entire force of martial artists? How many people can do both? The answer is just one man–Kung Fu master Abraham Lincoln.

At least that’s the only one we know we can depend on after watching this entry into Mashable Watercooler‘s Trailer Mix series, where they re-cut movies into different genres or styles. That’s how we now have a poorly dubbed, ridiculous Kung Fu take on Lincoln.

I don’t know if we should say they cheated on this, though, because while Daniel Day-Lewis did fight to keep the nation together during Steven Spielberg‘s movie, he didn’t do a whole lot of actual fighting. So how can you show off Honest Abe kicking some serious ass when he didn’t do any ass kicking? Easy: you use the other recent movie about the president, the one where he fought vampires.

I mean, if you want to show the president as an action star you have no choice now but to go to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter for all your axe-wielding needs, now and forever. See, and some of you thought that movie was a silly idea. Personally, I’d rather see Teddy Roosevelt as an action star, but Lincoln isn’t bad either.

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