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Big Shark Eats Little Shark, Creates Perfect Metaphor For Life

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there people. Though I can’t remember the last time I saw a dog eat another dog. In fact, that sounds terrible. Are there cannibalistic dogs out there? Do those exist? If so we should kill them before they eat all the good dogs.

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah, this video of a big shark eating a little shark; the most horrifying scene at an aquarium since Troy McClure broke into the Springfield one. This shark-eat-shark murder was an apparent turf battle, where the largest shark in a South Korean aquarium tank made a meal out of one of the tiniest.

According to the BBC, the big shark is a female sand tiger shark that comes in at 7.2 feet, and it consumed the small, 3.9 foot male banded hound shark to let him know who’s boss. Though, since sharks live in water we can probably can’t call it a “turf war.” Water war? Fish fight? Sea battle? I don’t know, I’m sure we’ll come up with something, the point is look at this shark eating another shark!

The real kicker is that she did it slowly. She didn’t just eat him, she took her time and enjoyed devouring him. Oh, and since she can’t actually digest him, the aquarium expects her to regurgitate him in the next week. So the whole things was totally pointless, except as a metaphor for the terrible reality of life.

At least it probably scarred some young kids for life, so it wasn’t a total loss.

Next up they should put an actual jet plane in the tank and have everyone stand around snapping their fingers while they wait to see what she does.

What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever seen a shark do? Tell us below.

Image: Sky News/YouTube

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