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Aimbot…in Real Life

The military has finally released their new tech and soldiers with Aimbot will pwn!

P.S. If you haven’t checked out all of FreddieW‘s videos you’re depriving your brain of awesomeness.

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Comments

  1. Joe says:

    Please please please get this guy on your show!

  2. Doug says:

    Heh! Now I feel torn… Pleased that I was able to do my bit to increase literacy awareness… shame-faced for kinda breaking Wheaton’s Law.

    But Nerdist.com does have high standards! That’s why I come here! That’s why I love it!

  3. Chris Hardwick says:

    Doug, you’re right. I have corrected the heinous error and Nerdist scribe Danny Damore has been mercilessly caned at the hands of an alligator wrestler.

  4. Doug says:

    The really truly shocking thing about this post is THE USE OF THE WORD “YOUR” FOR “YOU’RE.”

    i.e. “…YOU’RE (contraction) depriving YOUR (possessive) brain of awesomeness.”

    …and, um, now I’ll stop being a dick.

  5. n17pr says:

    Just add a couple racial/sexual slurs uttered by the fallen ones and you get Modern Warfare 2 in Real Life

  6. The truly shocking (or exciting) part of this parody is how close it is to being true. There are already prototypes for auto-response turrets which aim themselves based on the perceived origin point of a projectile and return fire within milliseconds. The gap between War and PS3 narrows every day.