After all the times you’ve seen Jason Bateman ponder the question, “Her?” as Michael Bluth, you’ll very soon get to see him in a new light, specifically as a director. Fortunately, for all you Arrested Development fans, Jason Bateman’s first foray into feature film directing, Bad Words, should be right up your alley, an R-rated comedy about a a full grown man who is out to win a national spelling bee meant for kids in middle school. It’s the type of absurd cunning we’ve come to expect from Bateman/Bluth.
Just check out this exclusive clip to see Bateman’s character bully kids in polo shirts and their pissed off accompanying parents.
If you like that clip of Bad Words, you could win a chance to attend the Los Angeles premiere if you give us words in the comment section below that most sound like they should be bad words (but aren’t). The best five answers submitted Saturday (3/1) by midnight PT will win tickets to the premiere on March 5th here in Los Angeles, and the rest of you will have to wait until March 14th in limited release with expansions on March 21st and March 28th for what might be the R-rated comedy of the year.
Fiduciary……..fi·du·ci·ar·y [fi-doo-shee-er-ee].
One I heard during the Olympics that made me do a double-take is “jaculate”.
Another I use all the time that always feels weird to say is “gesticulate”.
Bloody sputum , Cork soaker, cecum, pneumococcal, congenital, cocksackie, fargin icehole, Pocahontas, biennial, hmm that’s it. Please pick me. Jason I love u– since 1984, It’s Your Move!!!
faggot
Jigglypuff… Piddle… Dongle… Shart.
Titicaca (the lake)
Yangtzhe
Muff
Mudflaps
Schmooze
Wenis
Funking Gonuts!
analgesic
Kumquat. Don’t know what it is, but I told the stripper I wouldn’t pay extra for it.
kumquat
Comanche
cockles
Uranus
bungalow
Cumberbatch
condiments
colonial
Shih Tzu
flabbergast
bumble
Longhorn
dribble
Heffalump…….dirty heffalumps…..moving into the neighborhood…
Rectory
Cunning Linguist
Spelunking
Shuttlecock
Titillated
ramrod
Rasterbation
Kumquat. Blimp. Moist. Dongle.
Or a nice combination of many, “A Florid Moist blimp transporting ointment spoons.”
Chutney, moist, diddle, packed, stuffed, filament, gluten, doable, dictation, sea men, filament, wiggle, Wiggins, dictator, soak, comes, purdy, insert
AUDIT
Epidermis, as in “Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing”,
Angina, Balzac, Jaculate, Gesticulate, Crotchety, and there are probably so many more…
Chorlton-Cum-Hardy, Cunctation, Furbelow or my personal favorite Weenus!
exacerbation
I always thought the word PIANIST sounds like a dirty word
Titular or masticate. Penal system. Hardwick.