To be read aloud in your best Yoda voice: “A girl’s best friend, diamonds are. But happy any Star Wars fan would be when diamond encrusted Yoda given to them was.” 

Heritage Auction has a very unique piece of jewelry for Star Wars fans. It is a very small, very expensive, very shiny Yoda made with “full-cut yellow and near colorless diamonds, weighing a total of approximately 9.00 carats, set in 14k gold.” In the words of Yoda himself, “Daaaaaamn.”

Editor’s note: As far as we know Yoda never said that.

We’re not sure if the 9 carats are in homage to Yoda being over 900 years old, but we’d like to think so. The total weight of the piece is 38.42 grams, and it stands 2.38 inches tall by 1.5 inches wide. The current bid as of this writing is at $3,000, and the auction ends later today, at 3:50 pm ET/12:50 pm PT. So if you want to bring the bling-iest Master Jedi in the galaxy far, far away into your home, you need to hurry.

We should also point out that if you’re one of the three or four people on the planet that hates Star Wars but loves Spaceballs, this actually looks a lot like Yogurt too.

If anything, we’re surprised Yogurt didn’t think to sell one of these himself. He was also so much better at merchandising than Yoda.

What Star Wars character would you most like to have bedazzled in some fine gems? Hit the hyperdrive and make your way to our comments section below to let us know.

Featured Image: Lucasfilm
Diamond encrusted Yoda: Heritage Auctions