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These FINAL FANTASY Kitchen Knives Are Pixel Perfect

Shut up and take our gil.

As if building a mind-meltingly rad Guardians of the Galaxy-inspired Groot swing and a Batmobile baby stroller weren’t enough, the latest episode of Super-Fan Builds, hosted by our pal and “All About That Base” star Alison Haislip, has leveled up its craft game with Final Fantasy kitchen knives. Designed by Tim Baker Creations, the 4-piece knife set includes replicas of Sephiroth’s Masamune, Squall’s Gunblade, Cloud’s Buster Sword, and Auron’s Katana, all of which lovingly rest inside an Ultros knife block. I am turning so red with jealousy right now that I may as well get “XIII” tattooed on my shoulder.

If the knife set happens to, say, go missing, just make sure you don’t call us a thief. We prefer the term “treasure hunting”.

What do you think of these kitchen knives? What other famous swords deserve a kitchen makeover? Let us know in the comments below.

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Comments

  1. Dumbledang says:

    “I may as well get ‘XIII’ tattooed on my shoulder.”Ultros first appeared in VI.

  2. Lorelei says:

    Bugger, just bought a new set of knives Christmas before last. 

  3. Susan Ward says:

    I totally don’t understand this but my daughter would love this!

  4. Marie-Louise says:

    Omg I had love this kitchen knife set!!!!!!!!! I love Final Fantasy

  5. cardboard_box says:

    I must buy these for lizz.  Lizz needs me to have to have them for her to have for her kitchen.

  6. Diamond says:

    ZELDA!! I would kill for anything link related :3

  7. Martina says:

    I NEED these in my life!!!

  8. Arkain says:

    Totally green with envy!! That guy is a keeper!

  9. kelly says:

    Can these actually be purchased somewhere?

  10. Brandon says:

    All these words and you don’t say anything about that awesome Ultros knife holder!

  11. Lizz says:

    I need to buy these. I have to have them for my kitchen.