Well, we made it. The 2016 Grammys are in the books. We had some transcendent performances, a few less memorable showings, and we even missed out on a couple. Rihanna had to cancel for fear that her vocal cords might hemorrhage (yikes), and Lauryn Hill pulled out of her rumored, potentially life-altering duet with The Weeknd.
There were other collaborative moments to make up for it, though. The Alabama Shakes were solid as always, and Justin Bieber’s performance was even worth mentioning. Joined by a not-as-electronic-as-usual Jack Ãâthe EDM supergroup comprised of Skrillex and DiploâBieber performed âWhere Are à Nowâ while his accompanists banged on live instruments. And, it turns out, that song actually has a pretty sweet guitar riff! (It’s not usually played on a guitar, thus the profundity of the discovery.)
Courtney Barnett, a wickedly talented guitarist and the long shot nominee deserving of Best New Artist, had a notable red carpet appearance. Amongst the celebs outfitted by the Versaciâs and the Givenchyâs, Barnett arrived in black blouse, skinny jeans, and black bootsâa style endearingly titled âself-styledâ by E! in their red carpet coverage. She also gave the freshest, realest red carpet interview:
Sheâs a rock star that dressed like a rock star and I say bravo! It was a memorable moment in an awards show that had many. Here are the Top Five:
5. Grammys PSA Highlights the Music Industryâs Inequities
Speaking of Barnett: In my Grammy predictions, I anticipated that she, as proprietor of many music videos that have Youtube view totals in the hundred thousands, would be overwhelmed in the Best New Artist category by billion-view songstress Meghan Trainor. And she was. I noted that disparity as a harbinger for category overhaul, and the Grammys, in a fastidiously-scripted PSA given by Common and Recording Academy president, Neil Portnow, magnified the issue.
“When you stream a song, all the people that created that music receive a fraction of a penny,” explained Portnow. “Isn’t a song worth more than a penny?”
Thatâs a good point, Neil, and itâs a contentious issue that has become more pronounced with the ubiquity of streaming. There was little genuine emotion in the speech though, and there were no solutions suggested. Still, it should apply some pressure to the world’s streaming giants. (FWIW, Meghan Trainorâs net worth as a âNew Artistâ is four million dollars, as estimated by Celebrity Net Worth. Courtney Barnett isnât in the database.)
4. Taylor Swiftâs Album of the Year Acceptance Speech
Okay, previously I gave Kanye carte blanche to storm the stage if Kendrick didnât win AOTY. Then Kanye asked Mark Zuckerberg for a billion dollars to finance his ideas and included a derogatory and already infamous line about Taylor on his new album.
Swift, poised and confident, responded with a subtle middle finger in her acceptance speech.
“I wanna say to all the young women out there, there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success, or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame. But if you just focus on the work, and you donât let those people sidetrack you, someday when you get where youâre going, youâll look around and you will know that it was you, and the people who love you, who put you there, and that will be the greatest feeling in the world.”
Kendrick still should have won, but good for you Taylor. Good for you.
3. Lin-Manuel Mirandaâs Acceptance Rap for Hamiltonâs Win
The odds for most of us ever getting to see Hamilton is, devastatingly, low, and that grows more devastating as each day passes. Lin-Manuel Miranda, the brainchild/thespian/impresario behind the wildly successful Broadway show, rapped the acceptance speech for the troupe’s Best Musical Theater Album win. It was potent, sharp, and just generally filled with joyâIâll let the moment speak for itself:
2. Lady Gaga’s David Bowie Tribute
I was initially hesitant when it was announced that Lady Gaga would perform the Grammysâ Bowie tribute. Any shortfall at all and this thing could go down as Grammy sacrilege for all of eternityâwas she up for that? Of course she was. Who else so comfortably transitions between costume and personality? She has a brilliant voice, sheâs more than capable at tapping the ivory, and now that sheâs (successfully) entered the realm of film, who could be better?
The performance, both colorful and celebratory, featured a medley of Bowie hits that began with âSpace Oddityâ and ended with âHeroes.â It was wonderfully representative of the Bowie legacyâwell done Gaga.
1. Kendrickâs Performance
Early in the show, Don Cheadle took the stage to introduce what was to be the most transcendent moment of the night. Cheadle, it was recently announced, will play Miles Davis in an upcoming biopic, and the actor quoted the legendary jazz musician in his introduction: âSometimes you have to play a long time to play like yourself.â He continued to describe Kendrick Lamar as someone who seemingly skipped that step, jumping âstraight out of Comptonâ into his own, singularly provocative voice.
Even though he didnât win Album of the Year, it was still the year of Kendrick. The rapper took home five Grammys and, following Cheadleâs poignant inauguration, he gave one of the greatest rap performances of all-time.
In dauntless bravado, Kendrick walked onto the stage shackled and dressed in prison garb. Caged jazz musicians stood all around him and he proceeded to dive into the overtly political, âThe Blacker the Berry.â From there, now surrounded by fire dancers, the rapper transitioned into âAlrightââthe track just decorated with the Best Rap Song Grammyâand then debuted a new, incendiary track that brought the house down. The performance finally ended with Kendrick’s shadow standing within an outline of the African continent. The word Compton hovered above his head. It was one of those instantly iconic images, and hopefully, despite his non-win, it becomes the eternal banner of the 2016 Grammys.
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