After six long years, Joel the Mail Guy gets promoted to Second Assistant Manager in this classic sketch from the Kids in the Hall on the Nerdist Channel, and, naturally, his new position goes immediately to his head. He’s mad with power, and he wants paper NOW. Also, you’ll need his permission for water. And Perkins should have stayed under his desk.

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