If you’ve come to see a round up of videos of more humans yelling like goats or people slipping on milk, I’m sorry that you’ve come to the wrong place. All that is here is people being unable to make pizza, eating gross sandwiches, and everything else that was the funniest clips this past week that WERE SUPPOSED to be funny. They do not disappoint.

1. Henry Phillips’ Henry’s Kitchen has uncovered another lost episode of how to absolutely not make pizza/cope with depression.

2. DC Pierson does 30 minutes of great stand-up live at Echoes Under Sunset.

3. The Midnight Show, one of the funniest sketch groups right now, is showing what exactly goes down during their live performances by eating “candy sandwiches.”

4. There are a lot of reasons to know the name Eddie Pepitone these days. His heckler bits on Conan, The Bitter Buddha documentary, and him calling strangers to talk to on his web series Puddin’.

5. It’s a Disaster starring David Cross will be supposedly released six seconds at a time on Twitter’s Vine app. Here’s an uninterrupted full length trailer.

Per usual, I’m taking submissions for the 5 MIFV every week like ones featured in previous weeks. Same rules still apply.
-E-mail embeddable video link to [email protected] with subject line “5 MIFV Submission”
-Submit by the end of the upcoming Monday (which would be 3/11)
-Videos must be posted online (i.e. have a time stamp that says so) between 3/5 and the end of Monday 3/11
-Don’t add any cover letters or explanations; please just send the link.