If you’re waiting for the filibuster of an abortion bill by Texas Sen. Wendy Davis (D) to go into the territory of reading a phone book or Patton Oswalt’s filibuster on Parks and Recreation, maybe watch this week’s 5 Most Intentionally Funny Videos instead because it looks like she’s just going to actually talk about the abortion issue and other relevant information.

1. A full episode of Derek Waters’ Drunk History was posted online before its premiere on Comedy Central and the drunkenly narrated reenactments on Nixon, Lincoln, and Elvis do not disappoint.

No embedded video available- go here to watch it.

2. Comedian Sean Patton tells the story of how he got gay bashed as a straight man. You did read that right.

3. Josh Fadem has the ultimate life hack for getting up in the morning, especially if you hate eating breakfast and getting dressed not at the same time.

4. Jerry Seinfeld and David Letterman drive in a souped up station wagon to have coffee on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee like you always imagined they would.

Again, no embeddable video; click here to see it.

5. Submitted: Nick Douglas takes you through how to start/quit/keep(?) smoking for Slacktory’s how-to web series “Nailed It”.

And in case you missed it, check out last week’s 5 MIFV.

Per usual, I’m taking submissions for the 5 MIFV every week like the one featured above. Same rules still apply.
-E-mail embeddable video link to [email protected] with subject line “5 MIFV Submission”
-Submit by the end of the upcoming Monday (which would be 6/25)
-Videos must be posted online (i.e. have a time stamp that says so) between 6/25 and the end of Monday 7/1
-Don’t add any cover letters or explanations; please just send the link.