Normally when I get a nosebleed it’s because it’s too dry out and I have allergies, not because I’m using my amazing super power like Stranger Things‘ Eleven. But even though I might not be as well equipped as she is to fight monsters from another dimension, I can now turn a bloody nose into something that really brightens things up. Literally. Thanks to this ingenious Eleven ceramic candle holder.
This is the latest (and possibly greatest) pop culture-inspired wax creation from Firebox, which has previously brought us the hatching dinosaur egg and the face-melting Nazi from Indiana Jones candles. “El-luminate your living space” by placing a red candle in this large ceramic bust of Eleven, which features her shaved head look from season one, and the melted wax comes out of her nose like blood, as though she just used her psychokinetic powers. It’s such a great idea I’m angry no one had thought of it before.
Included with the bust are two red candles and a “handy nose picker” so you can clear any nasal blockages she might develop. (I imagine fighting Shadow Monsters can really clog your sinuses.) This will cost you £29.99 (about $39.50 American), and while they fittingly made it available for pre-order on Halloween, it is not expected to be in stock until later this year, by December 14.
Which means just like Will, you’ll be able to turn your Christmas Upside Down, but without the whole throwing up monsters. And hopefully without any nosebleeds yourself. It can get pretty dry in December.
What other Stranger Things character deserves their own candle? Don’t let our comments section bleed dry, share your best suggestion with us.
Images: Firebox
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