The iPhone 4S’s personal assistant, Siri, has some interesting and humorous answers for your queries. Shit That Siri Says is posting submissions from iPhone users, and there’s nothing like a snarky robot to give us a chuckle. Let us know if you had any funny responses from Siri in the comments.
I asked my coworker’s iphone if Siri would open the pod bay doors.
Siri threatened to report me for harassment.
For a robot, she’s kinda sensitive.
I asked Siri “Who’s your daddy?” and she said “You are. Now can we get back to work?” Hillarious!
Pod bay doors, tho.
Anyway, forget Skynet. Skynet didn’t have a sense of humor.
Siri is future GlaDOS!
My stepson is taking a film class this semester and had to watch 2001. Started asking Siri about Hal and opening the bomb bay doors.
I told Siri that I loved it. Siri replied: “Let’s keep this relationship professional.”
The person started that tumblr basically lifted all the screen shots from ThisisMyNext.com where Joshua Topolsky did a whole post on it. So I’m guessing “submitted” was the operative word in that they could have at least linked back to where the original feed came from. But I guess that’s the internet for you.
If you ask her to sing she reads Daisy Daisy. Same she doesn’t slow down like HAL while doing it.
There’s also stuffsirisaid.com
Steve Levitan (one of the creators of Modern Family) subbmitted a very funny one:
http://stuffsirisaid.com/post/11546009125/siri-why-do-you-always-criticize-me
Has anyone asked her about Skynet, yet? I mean, there really isn’t a reason that Skynet couldn’t have started here, right? Right?
Asked Siri, “What’s the meaning of life, the Universe, and everything?” to which she promptly answered, “42”. Instant Siri believer.
Wow. Didn’t expect to see a story from This is my Next reported here.
If you ask her where to dump a body, she’ll show results for marshes and state parks.
No wonder Dexter uses an iPhone.