There are Kickstarter movies, and then there are… well, here: If you’re a fan of 5 Second Films, AND WHO ISN’T?, they want to make what they call “a wild, bloody comedy.” Best of all, it’s an actual version of the “movie” for which they made a trailer called Dude Bro Party Massacre 3. A full-length Dude Bro Party Massacre 3. Oh, yes.

Here’s their description of the plot:

Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 follows Brent Chirino as he enters the oil-misted halls of the DELTA BI THETA fraternity. Brent isn’t just any pledge… he’s a legacy. And it’s a legacy of death. See, Brent is here to solve the mystery of his identical twin brother Brock’s murder, and he’ll do anything to crack the case… even attempt the frat’s most daring prank of all time.

After the Deltas’ senior prank causes two commercial jets to collide over an orphanage, they’re punished to a weekend at The Old Sorority House by the Lake. But they’re not the only ones there… a mysterious killer named Motherface lurks nearby. She knows the bros’ deepest fears… and she’s taking advantage of those fears to pick them off, one by shirtless one, in increasingly gory ways. It’s a race against time for Brent to discover the mysteries of his brother’s death before Motherface butchers them all!

But wait, there’s more! Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 also features a softcore subplot, spliced in by the Filipino “producers!” Join Chico County’s own Officer Sminkle as he investigates a rash of nudie trading cards featuring all the most bodacious sorority babes at East Chico University! Marvel as this gratuitous subplot somehow intersects with the main story!

Still not satisfied? What if we told you that this whole crazy package takes the form of a VHS recording that a Midwestern teenager made from a late-night broadcast in the late 80s? Which means you get the film, plus host segments, TV commercial parodies, fake news alerts, and more? Would that convince you to give us money? If not, go rent Real Steel and eat some Weight Watchers with your ferrets.

So you want to help get this made? Easy: go to the Kickstarter page and pledge. There are a bunch of good premiums available, fron your name in the credits for five bucks to downloads of the movie for $15, a “Bro-terion Collection” DVD or Blu-ray for $50, posters, playing cards, t-shirts, a VHS copy (!), props, all the way up to Executive Producer credit. You have until July 1st at 2:59 am ET to help them raise $200,000.