Noted Star Wars fan and comedian Patton Oswalt has made a career out of explaining things in wonderful and funny metaphors, so you just knew heâd have a good one for the Star Wars movies.
Oswalt explained to Conan OâBrien, in the way only Oswalt can, that the Star Wars films look a lot like the path of a man that went through very different phases in his life.
âHereâs what happened with Star Wars, okay? Star Wars, Episodes 4, 5, and 6,â he said, âThose were your 1970s, drinking, snorting coke buddies. You got together, had fun, you got hookers together. They were great.â
Okayâ¦interesting. Go on.
âThen, they sobered up, started getting into, like, government and how does congress work? They got a little libertarian on you, started lecturing you about, âWell, you know thereâs actually these midi-chlorians and Iâm trying to eat healthier.ââ
Thatâs not the meanest description Iâve ever heard about the prequels. So if the original trilogy was the hedonistic exuberance of youth, and the prequels were the straight-laced turn of adulthood, what about The Force Awakens, which is way more like the original films?
âAnd now, itâs like theyâve gone through an ugly divorce, and theyâre like, âLetâs get coke and go drinking again, man.ââ
Hopefully this doesnât mean weâre going to wake up after Episode IX with a lot of regrets.
If youâve never seen Oswaltâs Star Wars filibuster from Parks and Rec, check it out. If youâve seen it before you already clicked it.
That movie would make 11 billion dollars.
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