Comments

1. Anonymous Burrito says:

   April 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm

   I have to *stand* in order to use it?
   Too much work…

2. Flairtoo says:

   April 29, 2011 at 12:34 pm

   On second thought maybe more like a night deposit box.

3. Flairtoo says:

   April 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm

   Is that like some kind of ATM for a sperm bank?

4. spiph13 says:

   April 29, 2011 at 10:27 am

   Robot Overlords kneel before us….TWIST!

5. EruditeVixen says:

   April 28, 2011 at 10:11 pm

   The troll a few comments up smells worse than that machine likely does.

6. Christian says:

   April 28, 2011 at 8:39 pm

   I sure hope they have hand sanitizers next to it just like in Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

7. smartbunny says:

   April 28, 2011 at 4:37 pm

   Fucking Machines dot com… for men!

8. Naeomen says:

   April 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm

   Low blow, Handy J, low blow.

9. PapaFrita says:

   April 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm

   “Sperm Collector”
   See, all in the name of science.

10. Handy J says:

    April 28, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Only thing that sucks harder than this is a Jonah Ray set.

11. Pete says:

    April 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    @ Saso, Fixed it for you:

    Isn’t this a bit pubic?

12. three toes of fury says:

    April 28, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    “veee found your friend impaled on zis sexu@l instrument. apparently he vas unavare that ve have 220v electricity over here. it took the doctor 2 hours just to remove the smile from his face”.

    -movie quote from Top Secret (an awesome flick).

13. Jeff Edsell says:

    April 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    I’m, uh, taller than that.

    Just sayin’.

14. Chad H says:

    April 28, 2011 at 11:48 am

    @Saso Alauf It’s a display at an expo I don’t think they expect it to be used there :p

    Also I have a “friend” that would like to purchase one…..

15. Saso Alauf says:

    April 28, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Isn’t this a bit public?