We were kinda/sorta on the fence about writing this up, because letting people know about something so mean and terrible feelings like handing the trolls a gilded gift. And that’s exactly what this new app, Spoiled, is—a mean and terrible thing that Game of Thrones-loving trolls will surely use in spades.
Debuting last week—just in the nick of time to ruin the epic “Battle of the Bastards” for a few those poor, unfortunate souls out there who have horrible friends—Spoiled sends text messages and photo spoilers to a.) ruin your relationships and b.) prove to everyone just what sorta Ramsay Bolton-esque bastard you are, and c.) reveal the biggest plot details and happenings from everyone’s favorite song of ice and fire. And it’ll only cost you a dollar, financially speaking (though don’t send them to your bosses because then it might cost you a lot more).
No word on whether or not the service will expand to other shows, but we figured it was our civic duty to let you know about this service. Not so that you’ll use it—and if you do we sincerely hope you’re not friends with us—but so that you’ll know when Sunday’s epic season six finale rolls around…maybe don’t look at your phone. Or Twitter. Or Facebook. Or anything that isn’t a TV and/or computer screen set to HBO until you’ve watched the episode. The night is dark and full of spoilers, after all—and sometimes those spoilers come out to attack you. We want you to be Arya, not the Waif, in this situation.
Are you going to use this app? Or do you think it’s made for monsterpeople? Let us know in the comments below.
