Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor, Hodor. Hodor — Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor — Hodor, Hodor Hodor! Hodor Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor — Hodor Hodor? Hodor Hodor Hodor! Hodor.

Oh, sorry — sometimes we forget to turn our Hodor-to-English translator. Let’s start again with this one, shall we? Australians, you’re about to have the best rave ever, thanks, of course to Kristian Nairn — better known to all you Game of Thrones fans as, uh, Hodor — who is also a professional DJ. In fact, that was what his full-time career was in his pre-Westerosi days. Now he’s decided to head down under to tour his beats in an event he’s calling the “Rave of Thrones.”

That’s right, you’ll no longer have to travel to Dorne or the underground hangouts in King’s Landing and Braavos to hear the best “deepest house from all Seven Kingdoms” (which is actually a thing it says in the press release, really).

So if you’re lucky enough to live in one of the below cities, don your fanciest Ice and Fire dress (yes — cosplay is mandatory!) make like a Kings’ Hand and get thee to the party:

Thurs 28th August – Sydney – The Hi Fi
Fri 29th August – Brisbane – Secret Warehouse
Sat 30th August – Perth – Villa
Thurs 4th September – Melbourne – Prince Bandroom
Fri 5th September – Darwin – Discovery
Sun 7th September – Adelaide – Zhivago

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So… Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor? Hodor Hodor Hodor HODOR? Hodor?! Hodor in the comments.