It’s the first DDMB of 2014 and Matt just pushed a man in a broken-down electric wheelchair up some hills and BOY ARE HIS ARMS TIRED! Seriously, they’re on fire. Also, he’s going through problems with his girlfriend and split his head open on New Year’s Eve. What better way to start the year??!!! Listen in!
Ding-Donger #34: Just Pushed a Man Up a Hill and I’m Not Allowed to Shave
If I did that wrong I’m on Facebook at mat with 1t Wilson or less away in International Falls Minnesota I’m cute free in love with bull. Damn voice recognition system. You catch my drift alright? Either Chris Hardwick has some good writers or he’s really funny actually. I caught the tug job joke right away. Web soup is a great Break from all the action here in International Falls. Here, if the dog lick tits balls then sat down right away if they would be frozen to the ground instantly. The balls, not the dog. Check that, I guess the balls aren’t going anywhere neither is the dog. I don’t know who’s reading this, so if you’re hot chick and I are at all interested in guys from Minnesota that grew up on a farm and are desperately lonely to the point of posting their junk on Craigslist. Please, let me know. I prefer female. Peace, love, puff puff.
Sisyphus!