If you saw the Deadpool movie, you know Wade Wilson likes to have a lot of sexual relations, be it with his lady love Vanessa, or his hand in conjunction with a plush unicorn (don’t judge). But given the texture of his post-mutation physique, and the way his arms react to having his hands cut off, you might wonder how, exactly, certain other body parts function when severed.

Thankfully (or not, depending upon your perspective), Deadpool’s co-creator is Rob Liefeld, whose affection for giant guns, unfeasible shoulder pads, excessive pouches, and biceps wider than your head indicate a general tendency towards annihilating subtlety. So it turns out that all you have to do is ask him any question on any topic–even if it’s Deadpool’s junk–and he will answer, point blank. Not surprising, considering he wrote an entirely separate comic about a Deadpool-ish character forcibly separated from his member. So when Inverse asked him what would happen if Deadpool were castrated, they got a direct answer:

“We would never, ever live in a world where Deadpool can’t regenerate his own cock and balls.”

Okay, Rob, so I guess that means a multiverse can’t really encompass ALL possibilities? Is that what you’re saying? Even the Marvel Zombies universe? We may have to wait for a future interview to get the subtle shadings. But genitalia aside, Liefeld answered a more pressing question in that same interview, which may approach the notion of where the soul resides. If Deadpool’s head is severed, does the body grow a new head, or the head grow a new body?

“He would generate a new head, and I’m telling you, he would generate a new head.”

Sounds cool and all, but remember how, in the movie, Deadpool’s regenerated hand looked babyishly small for quite some time? Yeah. We’re thinking there’d be some embarrassment for a while, at minimum.

What? Small heads aren’t always a point of pride! Now, if Deadpool wants to convert to Judaism, and get the appropriate religious treatment down there, that may be a whole ‘nother issue entirely.

Is Deadpool too cocky for your liking? Is it hard to imagine his powers would cover the (man-)spread? Endow our comments section with your thoughts below.

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