St. Patrick’s Day is America’s melting pot of gold. It’s a day to commiserate with perfect strangers in celebration of traditions most of us know little about. What we do know is that it’s a time to party sporting our flashiest green attire. In honor of this day filled with tiny green fairies and spirits of another sort, we offer up a St. Patty’s themed Comedy Playlist. We start the bash with College Humor’s Modern Irish Drinking Song and follow that up with some DIY Lucky Charms and a Taken trailer that’s most apropos.

There’s nothing better than a good Irish drinking song with some corned beef and a bit of ale. However, the traditional songs need some sprucing up. These crooners have a thing or two to say about today’s alcoholic potions and drinking protocols. Enjoy this Modern Irish Drinking Song!

Oh, the memories of eating some Lucky Charms and ending up a bowl full of oddly colored milk and a major sugar high. The cereal lives on today with two basic components: toasted oats and multicolored marshmallows. At Funny or Die, David the DIY guru has some suggestions on how to make your own Lucky Charms. The only problem is that the ingredients really don’t hold up to the original. Hold on to those gag reflexes as you watch How To Make Your Own Lucky Charms At Home!

What does a leprechaun prize more than any thing in the folklore world? His pot of gold, of course! In this Taken inspired sketch, “My Pot of Gold,” our leprechaun possesses a certain set of skills which he must use to get back his coveted golden coins. Kids, this is pure uncensored magic.

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