In case you missed the news, Batman is real.
Okay, it was a guy in a fairly sad Batman costume. But, according to the police in Bradford, England, he handed over a suspect who’s been charged with handling stolen goods.
Batman’s identity remains undisclosed. Bane has his suspicions, though. And others familiar with Only Fools and Horses might suspect a connection to this:
UPDATE: The Sun is reporting that Batman is a friend of the perp. So there’s that. Still epic. And still Batman turning in a suspect. So there.