The world’s greatest spy and his friends are leaving behind the mean streets of 1940s Los Angeles in Dreamland and heading out on an all new exotic jungle adventure in the show’s ninth season with Archer: Danger Island. And now you too can get in on the fun of a world where anything and everything is out to kill you with FXX’s new Archer board game, which comes with all of the binge-drinking and life-threatening situations you love from the show! Seriously. This game will kill you.

Archer: Danger Island the Board Game comes complete with everything you need to put yourself in harm’s way, just like the characters! After all, why should Archer be the only one who gets to be a one-eyed pilot living that sweet life in the sun and sand? Or having to avoid snakes and angry natives? But don’t worry, because the game also involves plenty of drinking! Lots of drinking! Possibly way too much drinking.

Okay, so maybe this game won’t actually be coming to stores near you anytime soon, for various legal and pragmatic reasons. (It’s much harder to ship a poisonous snake than you might have guessed. Also, according to our fancy attorneys, there are “laws” about selling a product that “actively tries to kill the customers.”)

Fortunately, we’ll still be able to visit Archer: Danger Island when it crash lands on FXX on Wednesday, April 25. And we can still drink to that, without taking a dart in the eye or needing to have out stomach pumped.

Which character from the show would you most want to play as? Fly into our comments section below and let us know.