It’s already starting to feel like time as we know it will be forever be divided into the two periods before and after Pickle Rick. We know we can’t get enough of Rick and Morty‘s most absurd iteration of its mad genius grandpa, which is why we really want to get our hands on this incredible, hand-crafted model of the show’s weirdest character.

It’s model Pickle Rick!

Imgur user chewitpunchy posted photos of his life-sized Pickle Rick sculpture, which he says took him 12 hours on Sunday to make. What a way to get ready for the actual episode. That was followed by the six hours his girlfriend needed on Monday to paint it. (This is so good that 18 total hours doesn’t seem like nearly enough time.) He made it out a “wad of foil, wire skeleton, and sculpey clay.” You can scroll through all of the pictures right here.

I made a life-sized Pickle Rick.

The detail on this outstanding, but we would have been impressed if it was just the pickle-bodied Rick from the start of the episode. They really pushed themselves by making the rat-bodied, killer version he turned himself into.

Pickle Rick with his vermin appendages was so absurd in cartoon form we didn’t appreciate just how gross he would truly be until we saw this model.

This…this is terrifying. No wonder Solenya haunts men’s nightmares.

We still really want this model in our homes. But maybe not near our toilet.

What other Rick and Morty character would you love to see a sculpture of? Give us your squanchiest ideas in the comments squanch below.