We know, we know: Wes Anderson parodies have become sort of…a thing. But there is something terribly amusing about speculating on what, exactly, an adult film of the most explicit nature might look like under his very tailored and considered eye. And while it is likely a relief to many to know that such a thing would never, ever happen in real life, for the rest of you curious souls out there in Internetland, there’s this: The Grand Sausage Pizza — an old pornography trope made tweetastically anew.

Thanks to the demented (in the best way) minds behind Nacho Punch, a sketch and animated video hub on YouTube, we have to wonder no more as to what, exactly, a Wes Anderson-ified take on the good ol’ pizza delivery boy porn trope would look like. The answer? Exactly how you’d think it would. Natch.

Vibed-out like The Royal Tenenbaums meets Moonrise Kingdom, the whole affair is sort of pitch perfect. And don’t worry (or, perhaps for the weirder of you out there, we’re sorry?): the whole thing is entirely safe for work. Unless your boss has a thing against Jason Schwartzman and Owen Wilson impressions, because in that case, well, you might be jolly well f-cked — and not by the pizza boy. So, you know: just be smart about it!

What other directorial style would you like to see tackle a porn parody? We think M. Night Shyamalan would be hilarious, but we’d love to hear your thoughts and opinions in the comments. Do it!

HT: Indiewire